Super Fly

Today I was riding my bike back to work, late for a reason I won't even mention but I was zoomin' like at full speed and I forgot about the sewage drain at the bottom of the gully. I hit it and my bike did a full flip over my body and bent all up in a twisted pretzel and I did too! Amazingly I did not break my neck and I was able to untie my bike and zoomit the rest of the way to work in under 3 minutes! I am not sure if anyone saw me but if they did, they sure got an eyeful... best crash ever. My neck is so mad at me.